Limerick Thread

[PeteC]

I remember when I lost my cherry
The bloody bartender was in such a hurry
I had ordered a whiskey sour fully garnished
His nails were long and varnished
Knocking my cherry into another patron's sherry

[lindosfan1]

The European union is in a sorry state

[PeteC]

The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate

[Dannie Boy]

The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave

[PeteC]

The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Exactly when is harder to predict then snow in Tel Aviv

[MDMK]

The European union is in a sorry state
Contraction rather than expansion seems their fate
The British public voted to leave
Exactly when is harder to predict then snow in Tel Aviv
A hard-Brexit will end this stalemate

[MDMK]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed

[Dannie Boy]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”

[handdrummer]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head

[dtaai-maai]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light

[dtaai-maai]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming

[Dannie Boy]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
I’ll be in for a fright

[Dannie Boy]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
It’s nightmares, not dreaming

[dtaai-maai]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He gets into my dreams and takes over my over head
I wake up screaming
It’s nightmares, not dreaming
And I am full of dread

[dtaai-maai]

There's an evil monkey hiding under my bed
He reminds me of the singer from “Right Said Fred”
When I switch off the light
I’ll be in for a fright
As Fred's head looms o'er the bedstead