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He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
So he turned left and got lost
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
So he turned left and got lost
In a desert of frost
This is the way
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He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
So he turned left and got lost
In a desert of frost
And awoke fast asleep in day light
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Sitting here contemplating my belly
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly
Then I looked in the mirror.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly
Then I looked in the mirror.
Saw a life of error
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Sitting here contemplating my belly
Which looked like a huge wobbly jelly
Then I looked in the mirror.
Saw a life of error
Said 'sod it' and switched on the telly
This is the way
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dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:35 am Said 'sod it' and switched on the telly
LOL
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I was surprised by a huge centipede
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I was surprised by a huge centipede
So my current path I did cede
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I was surprised by a huge centipede
So my current path I did cede
As I stepped to one side
This is the way
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I was surprised by a huge centipede
So my current path I did cede
As I stepped to one side
Past he did glide
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He had a real strange dream last night
He dreamed that left was right
Now this might not feel strange to you
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I was surprised by a huge centipede
So my current path I did cede
As I stepped to one side
Past he did glide
And I was so happy I peed
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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