Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would curl your lip

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man who farted
The sound weakened the fainthearted
Each time he let rip
It would curl your lip
As his buttocks gently parted

[dtaai-maai]

To write a good lim'rick is fun

[MDMK]

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun

[Homer]

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
It tickles your brain

[dtaai-maai]

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction

[Homer]

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction

[MDMK]

To write a good lim'rick is fun
Be it quip, innuendo or pun
There's great satisfaction
From a humor transaction
A few laughs for everyone

[dtaai-maai]

I like to wear lipstick and heels

[MDMK]

I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals

[lindosfan1]

I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object

[dtaai-maai]

I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
In a way most direct

[MDMK]

I like to wear lipstick and heels
Silk undies and whatever appeals
But my wife does object
In a way most direct
She swears, shouts and squeals

[MDMK]

I like egg fried rice and crispy duck

[dtaai-maai]

I like egg fried rice and crispy duck
And a fortune cookie to bring me luck