Ayutthaya - A body of a 40-year-old man with a cobra carcass in his head was found on a roadside here Sunday morning.
An preliminary autopsy also found that Wiroj Banlen, 40, was wearing a condom although he was putting on his trousers. No semen was found inside the condom.
His body was found on the side of a dirt road in Tambon Lamsai of Ayutthaya's Wangnoi district at 7 am.
He was bitten several times by the snake on his right leg and on his cheeks.
His hands were clenching the dead cobra, whose body was bitten several times especially on its stomach.
The preliminary autopsy found scales of the snake in his mouth.
His body was sent for a full autopsy at a hospital.
Comment: Ok...come on board sleuths .....what the hell happened here?
"Science flew men to the moon. Religion flew men into buildings."
First instinct,usually the best .He was with someone whom he should not have been with who would almost certainly have been in a state of undress when the snake attacked/defended itself , freaked out and ran away .Unable to come forward because of point 1 . Either that or it was professor mango, in the jungle, with the trouser snake .
Elementary my dear Sandman. The cobra obviously mistook the mans manhood as that of a fellow snake and decided to mate. The condom would have given the impression of a snake shedding its skin. Ironically the article that was about to do the pounding got pounded. Whilst it was dangling from his willy he was unable to pull the creature off with his hands, so in desperation bit the f**ker hoping it would let go. Let go it did and swung round biting the man in the face. There was obviously a valient struggle taking place, both viciously trying to kill the other and both succeeding. The naked lady who was about to get shafted ran away, never to return. If the police look carefully, and retrace the mans frantic steps for about 20 metres, they will find a pair of knickers thrown and discarded on the ground where the couple were to copulate under the light of a full moon..
I Know from personal experience cobra blood is an aphrodisiac. Tried it in Bangkok many moons ago.
The cobra MUST be alive when taking blood and genitals from the snake
Can you imagine the scene prior to this guy’s death???????????????
Girl (or boy) on tap, no Viagra, condom on and snake blood required !!!!!!
THIS IS THAILAND
Ps If anybody wants the recipe and the process I’ll be glad to provide
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
richard wrote:The cobra MUST be alive when taking blood and genitals from the snake
Fascinating Richard, but do snakes have genitals? I guess that they have some way of procreating, but I just can't get my head around this one.
Jockey, you naughty man! I started reading your theory and nearly choked on my Chang. Luckily, I managed to move away from the keyboard, so no damage done.
VS
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
RICHARD OF LOXLEY
It’s none of my business what people say and think of me. I am what I am and do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. It makes life so much easier.
Many men go to karaoke and wake up the next morning with a dog. This guy just got so pissed that he picked up a snake which he mistook for a glamorous katoey.
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