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The Hash groups sound good to me. I would dispense with the cycling and go straight to the Hash. Cycling is dangerous and can cause serious health problems later in life. Can you name one single world class cyclist from the 1950s that is still alive today.
Hash smoking is not really great excercise but keeps the fingers supple and makes a good warm up session for the drinking workout that will follow.
Then the real excercise starts. That is the liifting of the glass. This exercise has many benefits. When you can master the art of using both arms to raise the pint the physical benefits can become quite substantial. Furthermore after the thrid or fourth glass you will find that you can talk much louder and therefore execise the muscles in the Larynx and further on into the lungs themselves.
After eight or nine and you become too smashed to find your car you can round off the days exercise by walking home. The more you have had the further the journey home will be. Other benefits to this form of exercise is that you will temporarily become as tough as Mike Tyson and the opposite sex will become more attractive.
Hash smoking is not really great excercise but keeps the fingers supple and makes a good warm up session for the drinking workout that will follow.
Then the real excercise starts. That is the liifting of the glass. This exercise has many benefits. When you can master the art of using both arms to raise the pint the physical benefits can become quite substantial. Furthermore after the thrid or fourth glass you will find that you can talk much louder and therefore execise the muscles in the Larynx and further on into the lungs themselves.
After eight or nine and you become too smashed to find your car you can round off the days exercise by walking home. The more you have had the further the journey home will be. Other benefits to this form of exercise is that you will temporarily become as tough as Mike Tyson and the opposite sex will become more attractive.
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It is a rather dirty word isn't it?buksida wrote:I'm going to have to start moderating if these swear words start getting frequent.Exercise
As of mid August I am on vacation via traveling around the globe and I am not returning until the end of November (I have no Internet access until I return). Have fun!
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Have you tried skipping? Its great and SERIOUSLY tough. Cheap too. Start off by doing 1 min, and increase each day by 15 secs or so (depending on fitness). Its amazing how quickly you'll increase your stamina.
You can make a set by hopping on 1 leg, using 2 legs, running skip and standing skip. Build up to 3- 5 sets each set lasting between 30 to 90 seconds. You'll burn so many calories, as well as toning the ever important (and spreading) lower body!
You can make a set by hopping on 1 leg, using 2 legs, running skip and standing skip. Build up to 3- 5 sets each set lasting between 30 to 90 seconds. You'll burn so many calories, as well as toning the ever important (and spreading) lower body!