Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by oakdale160 » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:31 am

"Good afternoon, this is your captain bitching"

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Post by Big Boy » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:49 am

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League 1 Charlton Athletic 2 - 1 Plymouth Argyle :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 3; Position 24

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Post by Big Boy » Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:51 pm

This week's competition has now closed.
League 1 Charlton Athletic 2 - 1 Plymouth Argyle :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 3; Position 24

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:35 pm

R E S U L T :
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A BIG thank you to wado-karate who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th lindosfan1 with "You think I look daft, you want to see the one who dressed me."

4th MDMK with "Rover never had much luck with the girls until he started dressing up, now the bitches hound him all the time"

3rd MDMK with "In yet another costcutting venture, Ryanair are training dogs to fly their planes."

2nd oakdale160 with "Good afternoon, this is your captain bitching"

1st place goes to PeteC with "Smart pups will go to great lengths to get away from the Korean dog eaters." :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

PeteC you now have until 21:00 on 15 July 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 20 July 2018.

Next week's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
League 1 Charlton Athletic 2 - 1 Plymouth Argyle :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 3; Position 24

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by PeteC » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:06 pm

Time to change sports for this week. :D

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:30 pm

Player penalized for going after the wrong ball
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:31 pm

Now that’s what you call a proper tackle

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by PeteC » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:02 pm

I couldn't believe it when the locker room attendant told me you had my wife's name tattooed on your arse!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by MDMK » Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:15 pm

Because John was too afraid to go for a prostate exam, his team mates arranged it during the game.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by oakdale160 » Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:37 pm

I'm sorry but I just couldn't stop myself you handsome Aussie stud.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 12:27 am

Stop arsing about and give me the ball.
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by lindosfan1 » Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:47 am

Typical Italian cannot resist a bit of arse.
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by PeteC » Sun Jul 15, 2018 5:53 am

TWEET! Red Card.....violation of Rule 211, introducing non-regulation balls to the field of play.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sun Jul 15, 2018 2:37 pm

THis not a sport, this war.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant » Sun Jul 15, 2018 4:09 pm

The new red card penalty "tattoo on the ass" was basically ignored until.........
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