Caption Competition
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If you give cucumbers a lot of water they grow big and hard.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I am watering it to shrink it but it's still to big for me.
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And this is the only treatment for Viagra overdose, nurse?
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I said I wanted a sprinkle, not a sprinkler
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Man with burning nether regions vows that's the last bikini wax he will ever get.
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And who exactly told you it was a good idea to grow chillis under your foreskin...?
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My Chihuahua has a bigger one than that.
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Great balls of fire!!
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here ya go elephant trunks! But I'm not giving a hand wash
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This week's competition has now closed.
dannie boy, please watch your inbox.
dannie boy, please watch your inbox.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 0 - 1 Preston NE
Points 41; Position 18
Points 41; Position 18
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Whoops, it was stuck in my outbox - seems to have gone now.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 0 - 1 Preston NE
Points 41; Position 18
Points 41; Position 18
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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to dannie boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th lindosfan1 with "If you give cucumbers a lot of water they grow big and hard."
4th Nereus with "My Chihuahua has a bigger one than that"
3rd Jimbob with "here ya go elephant trunks! But I'm not giving a hand wash"
2nd lindosfan1 with "I am watering it to shrink it but it's still to big for me."
1st place goes to MDMK with "Man with burning nether regions vows that's the last bikini wax he will ever get."
Thank you very much to all who participated.
MDMK you now have until 21:00 on 23 Sept 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 Sept 2018.
Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
A BIG thank you to dannie boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th lindosfan1 with "If you give cucumbers a lot of water they grow big and hard."
4th Nereus with "My Chihuahua has a bigger one than that"
3rd Jimbob with "here ya go elephant trunks! But I'm not giving a hand wash"
2nd lindosfan1 with "I am watering it to shrink it but it's still to big for me."
1st place goes to MDMK with "Man with burning nether regions vows that's the last bikini wax he will ever get."
Thank you very much to all who participated.
MDMK you now have until 21:00 on 23 Sept 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 28 Sept 2018.
Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 0 - 1 Preston NE
Points 41; Position 18
Points 41; Position 18