Caption Competition

[Dannie Boy]

If I find the ba*******d who put superglue on the seat, I'll _hit him.

[Big Boy]

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[Bristolian]

Izal toilet paper was stronger than he remembered.

[Bristolian]

Remember, the lighted match trick only works in a well ventilated room

[Bristolian]

Clearly his fault, as he had fallen off a stool before!

[Bristolian]

What you want in life is always just out of reach and if you get there.....s**t happens

[dtaai-maai]

Izal toilet paper

AAARGH!!!

[Bristolian]

^^ I'm pleased someone remembered. The machines that made those indescribable rolls were made by my company decades before I became an apprentice with them. Whenever the machines broke down, I got the bl**dy job of fixing them. If you worked around the machines all day, you could go back to your room and take a 3 hour shower but during the evening at the Sheffield nightclubs everyone would state...."how long ya been working for Izal" the smell would not go away......was useful for tracing paper though!!!

[arcadianagain]

Constable Mallet was found murdered in the station toilet, unfortunately the police have nothing to go on

[richard]

The big white telephone was disconnected when George did a 'moonie' to God

[dtaai-maai]

Constable Mallet was found murdered in the station toilet, unfortunately the police have nothing to go on

The old ones are the best... wish I'd thought of it first!

[Dannie Boy]

So this is what they mean by a disabled toilet?

[dtaai-maai]

Fred denied that it was his fault, but he didn't have a leg to stand on

[dtaai-maai]

Fred was fired for sitting down on the job.

[dtaai-maai]

Fred was the assistant manager, generally known as the "No. 2"