Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:45 pm

This week's competition is now closed.

Dannie Boy, a very small envelope will drop through your inbox shortly.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:30 am

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Thank you very much to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th oakdale160 with "I just can't bear to watch, I get so turned on watching you do your weight work."

4th Vital Spark with "No, no, no, Dave. I said 'You need to PULL some weight around the place, you lazy sod!""

3rd Jimbob with "Stan instead chose to look down a wormhole"

2nd MDMK with "would you put those weights down and help me look for my contact lens!!!!!"

1st place goes to Jimbob with "Dave thought driveway bench pressing might give him good exposure to the local drive by ladies" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Jimbob you now have until 21:00 on 18 February 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 23 February 2018.

Next week's guest judge is Wado-Karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:58 am

Imagein the spirit of the winter olympics I give you
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:31 am

"Kiss my ass!!" he said, so she did.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Nereus » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:49 am

I can't find it.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:38 pm

“I hope you didn’t have baked beans for lunch”

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:20 pm

That's worthy of a GOLD..
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:58 pm

Pierre and Adele's "Odeur Arrière" routine was....... well, a bit of a shocker.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:04 pm

Times had moved on since Torvill and Dean - perhaps not for the better!!
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by pharvey » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:05 pm

Chang was always complaining of a head cold......
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:46 pm

Anne decided it was time to break the ice...
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:48 pm

Nanuq never really got the hang of this Eskimo nose-rubbing lark.
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Post by dtaai-maai » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:53 pm

As women become stronger, the latest figure skating innovation is called the "piledriver".
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Post by migrant » Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:19 pm

Susan, reminded of Oscars hands grabbing the wrong parts of her body in the last jump, decided to alter the final act.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by oakdale160 » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:21 am

There must be a better way of brushing debris off the ice.

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