Caption Competition

[migrant]

Bush's reassurance to the Pope "does the Pope shit in the woods" and "Is a bear Catholic" wasn't quite expected.

(is this lost in translation?)

[oakdale160]

Holy Father, is there anything that you can do so that I will not be remembered as the dumbest President of all time.

[Big Boy]

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[migrant]

Headline!! "President Bush reads a night time story for Pope"

[MDMK]

I don't care who he is, I am not kissing his ring!

[Vital Spark]

I've written a little poem for you, sir.
There was an old man called Pope
Got arrested for having some dope
Hid it under his dress
But nevertheless
T'was sniffed out by a cop dog called Hope

[Thailightzone]

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed 
A poor bastard son, barely kept his country fed, 
And then one day he was shootin at some Iraqi fool, 
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. 

Iraqi Oil that is, Texas tea, Black Gold

[Thistle]

Mr Pope,sorry the result is confirmed,La Galaxy 3,,,Juventus 1,final score.

[Thailightzone]

Holy Father, is there anything that you can do so that I will not be remembered as the dumbest President of all time.

Yes my son.

A golden hair orange skin man will come, he will make you look like Einstein

[arcadianagain]

Yo Pope! Have you heard the one about the priest and the choirboys?

[lindosfan1]

That dress looks like my exwifes wedding dress.

[Jimbob]

"Oh my goodness, He called me Buddha"

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to Wado-Karate who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th Jimbob with "Oh my goodness, He called me Buddha"

4th MDMK with "Oh go on John Paul, tell me what Billy Clinton told you in confession"

3rd Aussie69 with "Yes my son.

A golden hair orange skin man will come, he will make you look like Einstein"

2nd lindosfan1 with "Trumps coming and he wants your job as well."

1st place goes to Dannie Boy with "If you think I’m a joker, just you wait a few years and see who the USA gets as President"

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Dannie Boy you now have until 21:00 on 12 Aug 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Aug 2018.

Next week's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[Dannie Boy]

Not sure whether we’ve had this one - if so I’ll find another.

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