Caption Competition

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by migrant » Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:50 am

Bush's reassurance to the Pope "does the Pope shit in the woods" and "Is a bear Catholic" wasn't quite expected.

(is this lost in translation?)
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Post by oakdale160 » Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:15 am

Holy Father, is there anything that you can do so that I will not be remembered as the dumbest President of all time.

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Post by Big Boy » Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:22 am

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Post by migrant » Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:02 am

Headline!! "President Bush reads a night time story for Pope"
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Post by MDMK » Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:11 am

I don't care who he is, I am not kissing his ring!

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Post by Vital Spark » Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:25 am

I've written a little poem for you, sir.
There was an old man called Pope
Got arrested for having some dope
Hid it under his dress
But nevertheless
T'was sniffed out by a cop dog called Hope
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"

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Post by Aussie69 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 5:29 am


Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed 
A poor bastard son, barely kept his country fed, 
And then one day he was shootin at some Iraqi fool, 
And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. 

Iraqi Oil that is, Texas tea, Black Gold

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Post by Thistle » Sun Aug 05, 2018 2:58 pm

Mr Pope,sorry the result is confirmed,La Galaxy 3,,,Juventus 1,final score.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Aussie69 » Sun Aug 05, 2018 3:07 pm

oakdale160 wrote:Holy Father, is there anything that you can do so that I will not be remembered as the dumbest President of all time.
Yes my son.

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by arcadianagain » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:12 pm

Yo Pope! Have you heard the one about the priest and the choirboys?

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Post by lindosfan1 » Tue Aug 07, 2018 1:10 am

That dress looks like my exwifes wedding dress.
I suffer from the CRAFT syndrome, cannot remember a f**k**g thing

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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Jimbob » Thu Aug 09, 2018 12:12 pm

"Oh my goodness, He called me Buddha"

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Post by Big Boy » Thu Aug 09, 2018 7:21 pm

This week's competition has now closed.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Big Boy » Fri Aug 10, 2018 3:32 pm

R E S U L T :
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A BIG thank you to Wado-Karate who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th Jimbob with "Oh my goodness, He called me Buddha"

4th MDMK with "Oh go on John Paul, tell me what Billy Clinton told you in confession"

3rd Aussie69 with "Yes my son.

A golden hair orange skin man will come, he will make you look like Einstein"

2nd lindosfan1 with "Trumps coming and he wants your job as well."

1st place goes to Dannie Boy with "If you think I’m a joker, just you wait a few years and see who the USA gets as President" :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Dannie Boy you now have until 21:00 on 12 Aug 2018 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 Aug 2018.

Next week's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
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Re: Caption Competition

Post by Dannie Boy » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:47 pm

Not sure whether we’ve had this one - if so I’ll find another.
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