Hey !!!
Some says that I am " Ting Tong" ( a bit crazy)
They wrote that I am so sad...
They wrote that I should be more fun and " get a life "
Shall I write some jokes down here to make friend?
" Angus, thank you very much for this joke, I am gonna copy it now"
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There was one gorgeous girl who has no legs and arms,
she is lying on the beach alone and loose her mind away..
One big handsome guy saw her and he got big crash on her.
So he approached her and said " Have you ever been kissed?"
The girl was so surprised and said " No I havent !!"
So the guy started to kiss her all over and then she reached her heaven..
Another handsome guy walked pass and saw her... He likes her lot even she has no arms and legs, what's a shame !!
So he approached her and said " Have you ever been touched?"
The girl was sooooo surprise this time " No I havent !" She replied
So the guy started ti touch her all over and ummm yes she reached that heaven ever higher !!
Another drop-dead handsome guy walked pass and saw her..
So he approached her and said " Have you ever been f..ked?"
The girl was soooooooo exciting this time " No I HAVENT !!" She screammed ..
So the guy stared at her and said " If you havent.. then I should tell you that there are giant waves are coming your way now..... !!! "
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Damn ! Just pretend laughing come on !
So can we be friends now?
Cheers
Get
What's so difficult in me?
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Hey Getty,
No idea if you are who you claim to be, or if your posts are some sort of scam - & really, it doesn't make any difference to me. I've read your posts, & if you're genuine, my advice would be to stop concentrating on yourself & on being alone. There are worse things than being alone - believe me, I know. It's very difficult to attract new friends by being negative & people respond better to you asking about them, rather than talking about yourself (esp in a negative fashion). If the photos really are of you, then you're very attractive, & as for fat? Puh-lease - as a farang woman, I can safely say, don't even go there!
Hey, try & put out a more positive attitude. It might work. Chok dee ka.
Oh, & if this is a scam, well, I hope you're amused.
No idea if you are who you claim to be, or if your posts are some sort of scam - & really, it doesn't make any difference to me. I've read your posts, & if you're genuine, my advice would be to stop concentrating on yourself & on being alone. There are worse things than being alone - believe me, I know. It's very difficult to attract new friends by being negative & people respond better to you asking about them, rather than talking about yourself (esp in a negative fashion). If the photos really are of you, then you're very attractive, & as for fat? Puh-lease - as a farang woman, I can safely say, don't even go there!
Hey, try & put out a more positive attitude. It might work. Chok dee ka.
Oh, & if this is a scam, well, I hope you're amused.
"The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?" - Jeremy Bentham, philosopher, 1748-1832
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Make a dog's life better, today!
Stop this bloody whining Getty! Pack all the badness into a box and launch it into the Gulf of Thailand and move on.
Continuous whine and winge over and over, this forum is about sharing of info, debate, serious discussion and argument if necessary.
Hearing of every facet of your day to day activites and mishaps is like reading some sob story from a news column.
I know I sound ruthless but there are a lot more serious and worse things going on in Hua Hin and Thailand at large than reading this garbage!
Continuous whine and winge over and over, this forum is about sharing of info, debate, serious discussion and argument if necessary.
Hearing of every facet of your day to day activites and mishaps is like reading some sob story from a news column.
I know I sound ruthless but there are a lot more serious and worse things going on in Hua Hin and Thailand at large than reading this garbage!
Hint-hint!
Looky yonder: http://www.huahinafterdark.com/forum/vi ... php?t=2512johnnyk wrote:I'm starting ot think....wind-up
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