Whats Yer Pirate Name?

Post by **Vital Spark** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:17 pm

Aaarhh, me shipmates I'm Black Annie Flint.

Oh heck, that means I'm related to Sandman and Wanderlust.

VS

PS: I've just put in details for Mr.VS (I know him so well I can guess what he'd pick). He came out as Dirty Harry Flint - now that's cool...

Post by **bluezephyr** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:51 am

I am a Rackham aswell, All these same names keep popping up. Pirates must like to keep it in the family

I aint swabbing you fkin poopdeck

Post by **Big Boy** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:55 am

Avast there me hearty - we must be cousins

Which cousin are you?

Post by **bluezephyr** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:21 am

Im Black Tom Rackham, I used to go for tankers in the Indian ocean but the challenge for me just isnt there anymore

Wheelbarrows and tarmac are so much easier

Post by **PeteC** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 7:21 am

Captain Tom Kidd for me.

Pete

PS: The two Yanks on this thread are now Captains!

Lomu, you must be my twin brother!

Post by **sandman67** » Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:43 pm

Now for the Ships Song:

(To the tune of "Thats Amore")

When you're swimmin in the blue
And an eel grabs on you
Thats a Moray!
It'll drag you down deep
To the long endless sleep
That's a Moray!

Post by **charlesh** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:45 am

Bloody James Vane reporting Cap'n. For god's sake Not the barrel again !!
Thank Goodness the questions didn't include Navy Seals.
They spoiled the fun for us all. Pity the "Moors" were not taken alive two made to walk the plank after telling us where their dubloons were hidden and perhaps hung one from the main arm just the fun of it!
Arrghh!!

Post by **buksida** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:54 pm

Iron Harry Kidd so I must be related to kd75, lomu and pete

Post by **Khundon1975** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:46 pm

buksida wrote:Iron Harry Kidd so I must be related to kd75, lomu and pete

I deny that with the last breath in my body.

Post by **Rider** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:09 pm

Wanderlust wrote:Iron Sam Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Not bad - better than Morty that's for sure!

Red Jack Flint for me with the above bit about a pirates life never being easy...

Post by **sandman67** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:00 pm

After last weeks South Park episode - Fatbeard - I borrowed their pirate song for our ship....well alright stole it.....PIRATE see!!!

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Thai Gulf pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the briny sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Thai Gulf pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Thai Gulf pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Thai Gulf pirates we

heres the original

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXDf0903Q9E

YAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

Post by **hhfarang** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:04 pm

Thanks SM,

Now that's gonna be stuck in my head all night!

Post by **Khundon1975** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:52 pm

sandman67 wrote:After last weeks South Park episode - Fatbeard - I borrowed their pirate song for our ship....well alright stole it.....PIRATE see!!!

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Thai Gulf pirates we

So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the briny sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Thai Gulf pirates we

We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Thai Gulf pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Thai Gulf pirates we

heres the original

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXDf0903Q9E

YAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

SM67 well done.

Yo Ho Ho Rum Bum and Baccy, Viacom have removed the video from Youtube.

As for the Pee drinking, I expect it will be at least 40% proof, so a cheap night out.

Post by **Big Boy** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:58 pm

Yo Ho Ho Rum Bum and Baccy, Viacom have removed the video from Youtube.

That explains the strange screen I was getting