Humidity vs Heat

[sandman67]

what about if its green with floaty red blobs?

[Big Boy]

what about if its green with floaty red blobs?

Dehydration will be the least of your problems I don't think your woollen safety clothing has worked.

[Arcadian]

Shame on you Big Boy, I`ve just seen your photo of a Devon cream tea, everybody knows that we put the cream on first then the jam. Tis they Cornish oo do it the wrong way.

[Khundon1975]

Well thanks a lot JimBob. I just peed over the screen, being careful to pass the flow over your chart to compare the colour of my urine and my laptop went up in smoke.

The repair bill is on the way to you.

[Jimbob]

The good news, Khundon, is that you are a copious pee'er and hydrated, your bladder and prostate gland work fine. I shall refrain from posting charts of bodily fluids in the interests of public safety. Did you use a laptop dancer to stamp out the flames?

[sandman67]

Im gonna save that chart, then stick it up in the toilets in Mrs S's bar ..... with one modification

After "...dehydrated and need to drink more fluid" Ill add in big bold letters

IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE BAR AND BUY ANOTHER BEER!

[Jimbob]

Sandman, missing from the chart is the advice to drink at least 3-5 litres (of water) per day. Obviously If you are thirsty- drink more!
By the way what is the names of Mrs S's Bar so I can check the chart there?

[richard]

Limelight???????

[Khundon1975]

The good news, Khundon, is that you are a copious pee'er and hydrated, your bladder and prostate gland work fine. I shall refrain from posting charts of bodily fluids in the interests of public safety. Did you use a laptop dancer to stamp out the flames?

Trouble was Jimbob when I was in Thailand, I would drink a pint and pee a gallon.

I wish it had been the other way round.

Did you use a laptop dancer to stamp out the flames?

No, I pissed over it of course.



Now I need a pee.