Ohdearohdearohdear - someone must have told him the Dalai Lama was a nice bloke who liked a laugh, but I can't believe the guy was stupid enough to try it.
Next week: "Welcome to the show Holy Father, have you heard the one about the saint and the donkey...?
I couldn't help but smirk when following the unwrapping of the plastic seal to a bottle of sweet chilli sauce I purchased from my local Asian minimarket, a closer inspection of said cover had the words "cock brand" plastered all over it.