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Doh..... dropped my bread again.
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37Rats!!!.jpg
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OK, that's enough milk guys..... MA!! Get the cornflakes!
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Mum one has sunk and I cannot find it.
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Little Rajesh knew that milking the rats and then drowning them was wrong yet he was strangely compelled to continue.........
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"It's OK son, just dip your arms in the milk and you'll look nice and white, and everyone will think that you're a hi-so Bangkokian".

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The town of Hamelin in Germany famed for its legendary Pied Piper who rid the municipality of rats in 1284 is once again facing problems caused by the return of the rodents :twisted:
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''Moisturising Lotion No.5''? Damn these westerners are gullible!!
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Rising labour and material costs in China were forcing bosses to look at more cost effective options - especially in the dairy market.
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Child labour an issue with food preparation in India, however all else looks good says UK government inspector (currently in bribe scandal).
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Increasingly, Indian orphans are being exploited by gangs of rats who force them to make cheese for up to 18 hours a day. One orphan said 'it's a hard life but still better than working in a call centre'
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The sugar cane crops in Isaan have failed so the rats are being fattened up on milk instead. Now where is the barbecue?
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Rat 23445 commented to Rat 55551 :
I don't think the boy has washed his hands, that's disgusting!
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Last one in`s a sissy.
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A photo released recently of a young Arsene Wenger nurturing his 'young ones' has spread like wildfire across the internet. The photo has also highlighted and given insight into some deep psychological issues the man may possess.
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