Are there crumpets for tea?

[BaaBaa.]

SF, am I missing something here?

I read it as can you get English Crumpets in HH.

[Frank Hovis]

Try asking 'Where in Hua Hin can I buy English Crumpets?"

Those deviant cretins with their dirty, salacious minds would have to work pretty darned hard to allow their garrulous, prurient, flibbertygibbeting to interfere with your thread if that was the question, but they will try - look how they twisted my words.

[BaaBaa.]

Try asking 'Where in Hua Hin can I buy English Crumpets?"

Those deviant cretins with their dirty, salacious minds would have to work pretty darned hard to allow their garrulous, prurient, flibbertygibbeting to interfere with your thread if that was the question, but they will try - look how they twisted my words.

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

[Big Boy]

I still don't have a sensible answer to a sensible question!
Idiots all!

I actually thought that I had given you a sensible answer - very sorry that you feel that way .

[easyas]

I still don't have a sensible answer to a sensible question!
Idiots all!

I actually thought that I had given you a sensible answer - very sorry that you feel that way .

Big Boy: I already replied to your earlier post and thanked you for the Mrs BB tip re Hua Hin Shopping Mall - thank you again in case you missed it !!!

[Takiap]

Why didn't you give more info on your OP so as to appear unambiguous?

Is it because you think everyone would/will understand you in your arrogance instantly despite your lack of communication so that you think you just have to write a smart-ass one liner as an OP?

I could be more impolite but it might get edited. Who the fcuk do think you are?

I guess it must be that time of the month for you Spitfire? Hell, there's no need to get so worked up. The OP was only asking a simple question which, if you ask me, should be perfectly clear even if English isn't your first language.


The OP's choice of words, together with the fact that he/she posted in "Feeding Time" tends to suggest he/she is/was referring to a particular kind of food. However, I am willing to concede that the question could be misinterpreted by those who are intellectually challenged?

[Pleng]

However, I am willing to concede that the question could be misinterpreted by those who are intellectually challenged?

While I think Spitfire's outburst is a bit over the top, it does read to me as the original poster intended for the post to be misinterpreted.

[Khundon1975]

If, as BB says, you do manage to find them in HH shopping centre, they should always be toasted over an open fire to get the best taste.

Now you need to start a thread on "Where can I find an open fire"

SF seems to have one in his Avatar.

[Homer]

Speak up! What did you say ... 'Are their trumpets 4 key'?

[GLCQuantum]

they should always be toasted over an open fire to get the best taste

NEVER!!

The modest toaster does the job far better. The initial warming of the toaster assures the middle is hit before crisping the outside. An open fire will cremate the outside and leave the middle still dry and uncooked.

Khundon....What did the outside of the crumpet do wrong to receive such a vicious burning?

[Khundon1975]

GLCQuantum

Each to his own. Before the invention of "the modest toaster" we always used the coal fire int front room. When done correctly, you can't beat the taste.

[BaaBaa.]

Stick them in the toaster man, then under the grill with a bit of cheese on.

[lindosfan1]

I do not like cheesy crumpet

[Dannie Boy]

GLCQuantum

Each to his own. Before the invention of "the modest toaster" we always used the coal fire int front room. When done correctly, you can't beat the taste.