This week's top 5 (6):
5th= Jimbob with "Nasir's sisters are happy that his moustache was biggerthan theirs" (24 Points)
5th= Jimbob with "His platoon nicknamed him NASA because of his gravity defying hair extensions" (24 Points)
4th dtaai-maai with "These are my love handles..." (25 Points)
3rd SunandFun with "My name is "Catfish" Nasir. And I have an advantage over our enemy. I have a sixth since and can "feel" the vibrations through my unique mustache antennae when the enemy is close. So don't mess with us!" (31 Points)
2nd Frank Hovis with "Nasir had failed to noticed the hot wax before he went down on his wife." (32 Points)
1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "They call this a handlebar moustache.
You can call me Harley.
Then you can ride me, baby!" (35 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
dtaai-maai you now have until 23:59 on 10 Nov 13 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 16 Nov 13.
Big Boy's favourite - "Nasir had failed to noticed the hot wax before he went down on his wife."