People Are Saying This Is The Best Joke Ever Told

[dozer]

http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/4 ... O42Z8Hc.01

[Dannie Boy]

That says a lot then.

[dozer]

That says a lot then.

I think is funny, but probably not the best ever, but hey each to their own

[dtaai-maai]

It's a well told shaggy dog story that raises a chuckle.

[oakdale160]

Its not the joke that's funny, its the whole act, brilliant.

[jumusman]

Its not the joke that's funny, its the whole act, brilliant.

Very true, you have to have a certain charisma to tell a joke like this, it could be hilarious hearing it from Norm McDonald but not from someone else. It's all about the delivery.

[dozer]

Norm Macdonald Wants Craig Ferguson’s Show

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/26/arts/ ... times&_r=0

[LaughTilIDie]

A little old lady lived with her little dog Timmy. One day she was cleaning out the attic when she found an old bottle. She was wiping it down to see the label and all of a sudden a genie popped out! The genie looked at her and said thank you and for releasing me I will grant you 3 wishes. Not really believing him and wondering whether she should be calling 911 she said sure thing. Okay I wish to be rich. In a moment it started raining $100 bills inside the attic. She got so excited she almost fell down the stairs. She thought for a moment then wished to be young, beautiful and healthy. Poof, she was a gorgeous young lady again. Well, she started dancing around and Timmy was going crazy and jumping along with her. She stopped and looked down at him and said I wish for Timmy to be a handsome young man. Again, poof and there was a very handsome young man that had been Timmy. She was in awe. Timmy looked at her and said I bet you wish you hadn’t had me neutered, now don’t you.