News of the Weird - this just in!

[Pleng]

Sex advice column in an Indian newspaper.

Rediculous questions, witty replies, a good laugh at these.


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Me too. But I can't help wondering why they're in English if it's an Indain newspaper?

[dozer]

There are several English language newspapers in India.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India

[Pleng]

Ok fair enough then

[STEVE G]

Pornhub pleads with users to stop uploading videos of Brazil 'getting f**ked by Germany' in the World Cup
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot ... 94287.html

[hhfarang]

IT'S JUST A GAME! It's taken way to seriously by most of the world!

[PeteC]

Our tax and/or child's tuition money at work!

http://theweek.com/article/index/264585 ... our-health

" Study: Smelling farts is good for your health

The next time someone at your office lets out a "silent but deadly" emission, maybe you should thank them. A new study at the University of Exeter suggests that smelling farts could prevent disease and even cancer.

The study, published in the Medicinal Chemistry Communications journal, found that flatulence could be a key factor in treating diseases.

"Although hydrogen sulfide gas is well known as a pungent, foul-smelling gas in rotten eggs and flatulence, it is naturally produced in the body and could in fact be a healthcare hero with significant implications for future therapies for a variety of diseases," Dr. Mark Wood, a professor at the University of Exeter, said in a statement.

While hydrogen sulfide gas is harmful in large doses, smelling it in small amounts could reduce the risk of cancer, strokes, heart attacks, arthritis, and dementia by preserving the body's mitochondria. Dr. Matt Whiteman, a University of Exeter professor who worked on the study, said in a statement that researchers are even replicating the natural gas to reap its health benefits......"

[hhfarang]

Being an extreme arachnophobic, I can sort of understand his actions...

"Man sets house on fire while trying to kill spider"

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-sets-se ... ll-spider/

[dozer]

Transform your home town or city into a Muslamic paradise

Just dial 800-JIHAD, terms & conditions apply

[dozer]

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/07 ... 1406106190

BBC Ticker (Briefly) Proclaims The Queen Took Morphine

Only she doesn't.

As The Media Blog pointed out, remember how your message is delivered when writing headlines.

The real story is that one of her majesty's prize-winning nags has tested positive for a banned substance - a good story but not quite as sensational and earth-shattering as the Queen on dope.

The BBC said in a statement: "The ticker on the BBC News Channel correctly showed the whole headline "A racehorse owned by the Queen has tested positive for morphine" as it scrolled along the screen.

"A screen grab has been taken which omits "A racehorse owned by" and only shows the rest of the sentence."

Oh well...

[Dannie Boy]

Indian boy of 17 has 232 teeth removed in a 7 hour operation - further details
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-28437829

[PeteC]

Chinese testicle chopper clipped

http://www.bangkokpost.com/most-recent/ ... er-clipped

[dozer]

At these weddings, whoever catches the bouquet also gets to smoke it


A Toast? How About a Toke?

Marijuana Is a Welcome Wedding Guest in Colorado and Washington State......

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/27/fashi ... times&_r=0

[dozer]

Plane forced to land at Gatwick after passenger 'throws prosthetic leg at cabin crew'

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/pl ... 41241.html

[PeteC]

Hong Kong couple 'salted and cooked by son'

"An elderly Hong Kong couple were allegedly dismembered by their son and his friend before being salted, cooked and packed into lunchboxes "like barbecued pork", a court has heard. ...."

http://hongkong.coconuts.co/2014/08/06/ ... cooked-son

[dozer]

seems like a unlikely coincidence.