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I managed the collation /marking myself this week. :D

This week's top 5:

5th Frank Hovis with "Home Dentistry Tips #1207 - Extracting a cat's tooth using commonly available tools, such as a cow and piece of string.
1. Tie string to offending tooth.
2. Attach string to cow's udder.
3. Instruct cat to brace itself.
4. Insert arm in cows rectum." (23 Points)

3rd= Bristolian with "I'll take this squirt you take the udder one.. Ok?" (24 Points)

3rd= arcadianagain with "Very funny, that`s the bull your pulling on." (24 Points)

2nd Jimbob with "Cat no. 2: hurry Tabby and move over I think this cows gunna take a dump." (27 Points)

1st place goes to Bristolian with "I guess the threat of piss in boots was enough to get one squirt" (30 Points) :clap: :clap: :bow: :bow: :dance:

Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.

Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 14 Jun 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 19 June 15.

Big Boy's favourite - "Darling this is not what I meant when I said play with my pussy."

Next week's guest judge will be pharvey, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED :cry: :cry:
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Bristolian has advised that he will be unable to post a photo this week. Therefore, here is an offering from our photo vault.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Hay fever was a bitch in southern Thailand....
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Mem was suffering from verbal diarrhea.
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Mem knew she was talking crap, but there was little she could do about it.
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The job description was 'personal hygiene assistant'...
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Mem hadn't quite grasped the concept of toad in the hole...
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Jasmine took to carrying her toiletries with her at all times, a little bit too far
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Noy was told to ware the dung-ses hat for talking crap at work.
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The Andrex puppy was blown out in the south east asia marketing campaign for taking a job from a Thai.
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Easy jet's regulations on toiletries were getting a little farcical....
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"Ladies Day" at Beijing's inaugural Jump Event was..... somewhat different.
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"Scented Toilet Roll a Safety Hazard Say Japanese Officials"
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Finally, the perfect gift for a*s kissers
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Being called a “Sh*t-Head” at school can have long lasting psychological effects
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