I managed the collation /marking myself this week.

This week's top 5:
5th Frank Hovis with "Home Dentistry Tips #1207 - Extracting a cat's tooth using commonly available tools, such as a cow and piece of string.
1. Tie string to offending tooth.
2. Attach string to cow's udder.
3. Instruct cat to brace itself.
4. Insert arm in cows rectum." (23 Points)
3rd= Bristolian with "I'll take this squirt you take the udder one.. Ok?" (24 Points)
3rd= arcadianagain with "Very funny, that`s the bull your pulling on." (24 Points)
2nd Jimbob with "Cat no. 2: hurry Tabby and move over I think this cows gunna take a dump." (27 Points)
1st place goes to Bristolian with "I guess the threat of piss in boots was enough to get one squirt" (30 Points)





Thank you very much to all who participated. Better luck next time to those who didn't win.
Bristolian you now have until 23:59 on 14 Jun 15 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 19 June 15.
Big Boy's favourite - "Darling this is not what I meant when I said play with my pussy."
Next week's guest judge will be pharvey, so you are barred from 'valid' captions for the next 7 days.