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Archimedes didn't have this trouble with his screw.
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That’s another fine mess you’ve got me into Stanley
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"Stay there son until you lose enough weight to get out yourself"...said the High School sports coach who was desperate for fit players.
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Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 0 Hull City
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
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C'mon Jimmy,get out of there,,,,,the wife keeps asking why she has never been scr-w-d like that before.
Mods,if inappropriate language please delete accordingly,no offense meant.
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Your one really screwed up kid.
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publicity stunt for the new wonder weight loss pill goes spectacularly wrong when the marketing team find out it doesn't actually work
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Adults go where children fear to tread
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Now Ron, the DNA molecules are a double Helix, you got the model wrong.
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Well Ron, the artist has called this sculpture: 'the'mortal coil' , and symbolizes a Python's deadly squeezing coils. Hmm
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Ryanair (Air Asia ... any budget airline) anounce new stealth tax for fatties
If passengers cant get in and out of coil easily they have to pay for 2 seats
If passengers cant get in and out of coil easily they have to pay for 2 seats
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Twist and shout
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And you wondered where the song "twist and shout" originated
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Mother, go and buy some WD40, at least 6 cans.
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This week's competition has now closed.
pharvey, please watch your inbox.
pharvey, please watch your inbox.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 0 Hull City
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season
Points 51; Position 21
Consolidated - Championship Next Season