Dannie Boy wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:39 amoakdale160 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:31 am I sit here perusing the forum
To avoid dying from boredom
But the NIght Crawlers are quiet
It’s put my cravings on a diet
Keeping with the best decorum
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
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There was an old whore from Soi eighty
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
But quit the game when she met a rich Kuwaiti
Who sadly had become kinda weighty
She still plied her trade
And money she made
But quit the game when she met a rich Kuwaiti
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There was a young girl from Hua Hin
Who was way too fond of the gin
Who was way too fond of the gin
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MDMK I started the Soi 80 Lim but was scared that nobody would find a rhyme with eighty/ weighty-- Im impressed
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There was a young girl from Hu Hin
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
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There was a young girl from Hu Hin
Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
Which wasn’t really a sin
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Who was way to fond of the gin
She'd mix it with tonic
And then start to frolic
Which wasn’t really a sin
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They said don't drink the water
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
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They said don't drink the water
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
and held on for dear life, like we taught her
But she never listened, my daughter
She drank a tall glass
Then laid on the grass
and held on for dear life, like we taught her
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(From my schooldays)
There was a young lady from Rams
Who loved to go travelling on trams
She kissed the conductor
Who turned round and f***ed her
And now she pushing a prem
There was a young lady from Rams
Who loved to go travelling on trams
She kissed the conductor
Who turned round and f***ed her
And now she pushing a prem