Limerick Thread
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There was an old man from Crewe
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There was an old man from Crewe
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
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There was an old man from Crewe
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
His wife went and swallowed them
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
His wife went and swallowed them
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There was an old man from Crewe
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
His wife went and swallowed 'em
And when flavoured with cardomom
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
His wife went and swallowed 'em
And when flavoured with cardomom
This is the way
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There was an old man from Crewe
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
His wife went and swallowed 'em
And when flavoured with cardomom
They came out the next day in her poo
Who lost his false teeth in a pot of rabbit stew
His wife went and swallowed 'em
And when flavoured with cardomom
They came out the next day in her poo
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The bar girl liked to dance in the rain
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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The bar girl liked to dance in the rain
Although it caused quite the pain
She didn’t care if it was light or heavy
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The bar girl liked to dance in the rain
Although it caused quite the pain
She didn’t care if it was light or heavy
To dance with her there was no levy
Although it caused quite the pain
She didn’t care if it was light or heavy
To dance with her there was no levy
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The bar girl liked to dance in the rain
Although it caused quite the pain
She didn’t care if it was light or heavy
To dance with her there was no levy
But if you wanted more, you’d wait in vain
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Although it caused quite the pain
She didn’t care if it was light or heavy
To dance with her there was no levy
But if you wanted more, you’d wait in vain
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I was taking my dog for a walk
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I was taking my dog for a walk
I had to watch him like a hawk
I had to watch him like a hawk
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I was taking my dog for a walk
I had to watch him like a hawk
He keeps chasing the cats
I had to watch him like a hawk
He keeps chasing the cats
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redzonerocker wrote: ↑Mon Jul 30, 2018 3:58 am I was taking my dog for a walk
I had to watch him like a hawk
He keeps chasing the cats
To the pleasure of rats
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I was taking my dog for a walk
I had to watch him like a hawk
He keeps chasing the cats
To the pleasure of rats
While Tom and the bargirl had a talk.
I had to watch him like a hawk
He keeps chasing the cats
To the pleasure of rats
While Tom and the bargirl had a talk.
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.