Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

I've been a wild rover for many a year
Always accompanied with plenty of beer
Never left home without my 12-gauge and Glock
All just to shoot that bloody loud cock

[Dannie Boy]

I've been a wild rover for many a year
Always accompanied with plenty of beer
Never left home without my 12-gauge and Glock
All just to shoot that bloody loud cock
Even if I miss, it will fill it with fear

[migrant]

By the dark of the moon I tread

[PeteC]

By the dark of the moon I tread
In those conditions I'm sure to fall on my head

[lindosfan1]

By the dark of the moon I tread
In those conditions I'm sure to fall on my head
With bruises all over the place

[PeteC]

By the dark of the moon I tread
In those conditions I'm sure to fall on my head
With bruises all over the place
My wife won't recognize my face

[MDMK]

By the dark of the moon I tread
In those conditions I'm sure to fall on my head
With bruises all over the place
I no longer feel part of the human race

[Dannie Boy]

By the dark of the moon I tread
In those conditions I'm sure to fall on my head
With bruises all over the place
My wife won't recognize my face
But hopefully I’ll still get fed

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a demon from Hell

[lindosfan1]

There once was a demon from Hell
Who rang a big black bell

[migrant]

There once was a demon from Hell
Who rang a big black bell
He cried out " dinners on"

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a demon from Hell
Who rang a big black bell
He cried out " dinners on"
Which was really a con

[migrant]

There once was a demon from Hell
Who rang a big black bell
He cried out " dinners on"
Which was really a con
Since he enjoyed the respondents cooked well

[lindosfan1]

I have just been to see the Rolling Stones.

[migrant]

I have just been to see the Rolling Stones.
Since I needed them to pay back their loans.