Limerick Thread
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A little bored, so gardening it is
I wear gloves, my hands have psoriasis
The weeds always beat the seeds
Stuffing up my gardening needs
But the lack or rain is a crisis
I wear gloves, my hands have psoriasis
The weeds always beat the seeds
Stuffing up my gardening needs
But the lack or rain is a crisis
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
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It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
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I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
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I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch
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I have been on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch
And sorts the piques from the peaks and the peeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch
And sorts the piques from the peaks and the peeks
"Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend"
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Going back to basics here...
I married a man from Biggar
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I married a man from Biggar
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Going back to basics here...
I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
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I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
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I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
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I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
But he surely keeps me from weeping
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
But he surely keeps me from weeping
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
But he surely keeps me from weeping
Or becoming a money digger
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He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
But he surely keeps me from weeping
Or becoming a money digger
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Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
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Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee
He lets me know when he needs a pee
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Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"
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Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"
You need to move, and make it faster
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"
You need to move, and make it faster