Limerick Thread

[lindosfan1]

A little bored, so gardening it is
I wear gloves, my hands have psoriasis
The weeds always beat the seeds
Stuffing up my gardening needs
But the lack or rain is a crisis

[lindosfan1]

I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks

[Dannie Boy]

I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak


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[pharvey]

I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much

[Dannie Boy]

I have bee on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch

[Vital Spark]

I have been on lockdown for seven weeks
It’s getting so bad my spelling needs a tweak
Microsoft or Google much of a much
But help to give the finishing touch
And sorts the piques from the peaks and the peeks

[Vital Spark]

Going back to basics here...


I married a man from Biggar

[Dannie Boy]

Going back to basics here...


I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger

[Vital Spark]

I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping

[migrant]

I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
But he surely keeps me from weeping

[Dannie Boy]

I married a man from Biggar
He had a broom, just like Trigger
Not that he does any sweeping
But he surely keeps me from weeping
Or becoming a money digger


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[migrant]

Alone with my dog he now speaks to me

[Dannie Boy]

Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee

[Lost]

Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"

[Dannie Boy]

Alone with my dog he now speaks to me
He lets me know when he needs a pee
Says, "Oi you there, master!"
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