Coronavirus humour

[handdrummer]

The Cambridge dictionary gives 2 definitions for "muppet." 1. A stupid person. 2. A stupid person.

American comedian Ron White says, "You can't fix stupid."

[Lost]

This is not funny you muppet.

Calm down princess, did I condone Djokovic's actions? Just highlighting the absurdity that is morbidly obese people suddenly caring about the health service.

Breathe.

[Lost]

"The COVID-19 pandemic has increased the cost of running frontline NHS services by £4-5bn a year."

"Obesity costs the NHS £4.2 billion a year and without urgent and radical action, this will rise to £10 billion a year by 2050."

You're welcome.

[lindosfan1]

This is not funny you muppet.

Calm down princess, did I condone Djokovic's actions? Just highlighting the absurdity that is morbidly obese people suddenly caring about the health service.

Breathe.

You have a wierd idea of humour muppet.

[Lost]

This is not funny you muppet.

Calm down princess, did I condone Djokovic's actions? Just highlighting the absurdity that is morbidly obese people suddenly caring about the health service.

Breathe.

You have a wierd idea of humour muppet.

The morbidly obese having a go at anti-vaxxers is funny.

[pharvey]

The morbidly obese having a go at anti-vaxxers is funny.

Oh mate, you really don't help yourself at times.....

I'd say it was a tad sad rather than funny, but that's just me - neither obese or anti-vaxxer mind!

[Lost]

Same energy.

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[handdrummer]

Muppets Unite! You have nothing to lose but your sense of humor.

[Jimbob]

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[KhunLA]

Actually a couple news-blips for Valentine's Day 'safety'


https://thethaiger.com/news/national/we ... d-safe-sex


https://www.rt.com/news/549187-governme ... ine-masks/

[Nereus]

Can COVID make your dick shrink?

https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs ... n/13767550

You're probably sick of reading and hearing about the pandemic, but we've got to chat about 'COVID dick.'

If you haven't had the virus yet, you probably know a bunch of mates who have. Over the holidays Omi really let rip in Australia. We saw a huge rise in cases, which means we're only just starting to hear about some of the post-virus side effects.

And one of those side effects has been dick-related.

Some people are saying that they're finding it hard to get hard, last any longer than a few minutes and one guy in the US - even said his dick shrunk an inch and a half.

So how true is this? Is penile shrinkage something that can actually happen? And what should you do if you've been having issues with your penis since getting COVID?

[PeteC]

The below was the lead photo in one of Thaiger's Covid stories from yesterday. Has anyone actually experienced getting a haircut under those conditions?! All those suits will do is cause a bucket of stinking sweat by the end of the day. Way over the top IMO.

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[dtaai-maai]

^^Sorry Pete, but that's not a , it's a