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But the Poms are England AND Wales!
As they try forlornly to remove the bales
Was Bairstow given out?
Despite his loud shout


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But the Poms are England AND Wales!
As they try forlornly to remove the bails
Was Bairstow given out?
Despite his loud shout
Lords has gone off the rails.
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I know not of Poms and Bairstow and Lords
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I know not of Poms and Bairstow and Lords
For I am a Yank, of the barbarian horde,






(no offence, honest, that's the only rhyme I could think of! :laugh: )
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I know not of Poms and Bairstow and Lords
For I am a Yank, of the barbarian horde,
We have our own " Bat and Ball"
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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I know not of Poms and Bairstow and Lords
For I am a Yank, of the barbarian horde,
We have our own " Bat and Ball"
And a world series that's for one and all???
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I know not of Poms and Bairstow and Lords
For I am a Yank, of the barbarian horde,
We have our own " Bat and Ball"
And a world series that's for one and all???
Upset someone and die by the sword


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Baseball, the poor man's cricket,
It has a diamond instead of a wicket,
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Baseball, the poor man's cricket,
It has a diamond instead of a wicket,
A jewel in the crown?
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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Baseball, the poor man's cricket,
It has a diamond instead of a wicket,
A jewel in the crown?
It can make you frown


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Baseball, the poor man's cricket,
It has a diamond instead of a wicket,
A jewel in the crown?
It can make you frown
And frankly, it's not quite the ticket...
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She may not be much of a looker
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She may not be much of a looker
But good enough to get work as a hooker
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She may not be much of a looker
But good enough to get work as a hooker
It's not looks, but tricks of the trade
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things" - Yma o Hyd.
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dtaai-maai wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2023 3:59 am Baseball, the poor man's cricket,
It has a diamond instead of a wicket,
A jewel in the crown?
It can make you frown
And frankly, it's not quite the ticket...
The horror! A correctly structured limerick on this thread!!? Good grief. :laugh:

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