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Jim from Reading UK suggested that we try to make statements or questions in a PC correct format, then guess what the topic is.

Not an easy task Jim for us suffering from tropical beer fever over here. :D

Anyway, since most regulars are from the UK, you all could probably come up with things that are "UK specific" that those non-UK wouldn't understand.

So, lets try a UK version and a Thailand specific version and see what we come up with, all here on the same thread.

We need Guess, Wanderlust and Jaime, and I've probably just announced the three winners! Pete :cheers:
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prcscct wrote:Jim from Reading UK suggested that we try to make statements or questions in a PC correct format, then guess what the topic is.

Not an easy task Jim for us suffering from tropical beer fever over here. :D

Anyway, since most regulars are from the UK, you all could probably come up with things that are "UK specific" that those non-UK wouldn't understand.

So, lets try a UK version and a Thailand specific version and see what we come up with, all here on the same thread.

We need Guess, Wanderlust and Jaime, and I've probably just announced the three winners! Pete :cheers:
Ok here we go...what is the the opposite of anit septic ?....and what is the second name of a WW 2 vehicle..first name Sherman ?..Put them together you get an un pc name for ?...
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ok, I get the blame for this so here goes..

the answer is..

A period of infirmity, usually temporary but disagreeable, known to the medical profession as veisalgia. This may arise following a time of unpredicted enthusiasm for life and is frequently the result of an unfortunate inability to maintain a sustained period of sanity. Symptoms of this enduced lunacy may include loud singing, excessive staring at the opposite gender and animated conversation. If the causal factors are unknown to the spouse, the infirmity may be explained with the excuse "I think they were filling the water from the tap".
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Jim wrote:ok, I get the blame for this so here goes..

the answer is..

A period of infirmity, usually temporary but disagreeable, known to the medical profession as veisalgia. This may arise following a time of unpredicted enthusiasm for life and is frequently the result of an unfortunate inability to maintain a sustained period of sanity. Symptoms of this enduced lunacy may include loud singing, excessive staring at the opposite gender and animated conversation. If the causal factors are unknown to the spouse, the infirmity may be explained with the excuse "I think they were filling the water from the tap".
Loud singing...staring at the opposite gender....animated conversation.......easy answer...You're pissed Jim........and I'll have another large one....thanks..
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you're half way there
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I do believe that Jim is referring to a hangover.... :cheers:
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quite right WL.

who's got the next question?
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Let's give it a try


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