Caption Competition

[pharvey]

Pharvey's wait for a 'swipe right' on Grindr was killing him.

Christ, and just back to feel the love!! I'll have you know I've never "swiped" in any direction!!

[pharvey]

Getting a "Boner" these days....

[pharvey]

And ordering Online is quicker...... My Arse!!

[pharvey]

Feck me... "Lidl's" Headphones really did last longer!!

[pharvey]

"BBC Sounds" really was cr@p these days.....

[pharvey]

"Just Eats" New advert had mixed reviews....

[Lost]

Pharvey's wait for a 'swipe right' on Grindr was killing him.

Christ, and just back to feel the love!! I'll have you know I've never "swiped" in any direction!!

I'll leave that in the 'further investigation' pile.

[Big Boy]

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[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.

[dtaai-maai]

This week's competition has now closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.

I thought Dannie Boy was judging this week, or has pharvey been making illegal entries again?

[Dannie Boy]

This week's competition has now closed. pharvey, please watch your Inbox.

I thought Dannie Boy was judging this week, or has pharvey been making illegal entries again?

I thought Dannie Boy was too!!


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[dtaai-maai]

To be honest, DB, I've been worried about Big Boy for a while now. Too many senior moments.

[Dannie Boy]

To be honest, DB, I've been worried about Big Boy for a while now. Too many senior moments.

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[Big Boy]

Just testing guys I bet I know which winners pharvey will choose - actually, he's well trained, and will probably disqualify his own entries

Seriously, thanks guys. That's what I get for trying to watch 2 Thai football matches on the TV at the same time as closing the competition. I'd actually checked the judge, and made a mental note it was pharvey (actually it won't be him next week, but more about that later).

Dannie Boy, please watch your Inbox, its on its way.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was this week's guest judge.

This week's top 5:

5th Lost with "Pharvey's wait for a 'swipe right' on Grindr was killing him."

4th Jimbob with "getting a head full of 'death metal' really stirs the bones."

3rd dtaai-maai with "The notorious Viking Ivar the Boneless had a less well known brother called Harald the Fleshless."

2nd dtaai-maai with "George was disappointed with the lack of necrophilia porn websites."

1st place goes to migrant with ""Sam faithfully believed customer support when the recording told him " Please hold a representative will be with you soon"""

Thank you very much to all who participated. migrant you now have until 21:00 on 1 September 2024 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 13 September 2024.

NB: This one will be a 2 week competition - Big Boy making too many basic errors, and needs a holiday

Next fortnight's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 2 weeks.