Heehee! Since we're now slagging off Tesco, I'll add my pet peeve. If you are unfortunate enough to pick up an item (often clothes or shoes) that doesn't have a bar code on, you get "Mai mee bar" and your response then is supposed to be "Mai bpen rai. Mai ao ka/krap" Lord help you if you actually insist that you
do still want the item, despite the obvious inconvenience to them.
You get the <sigh>, the rolled eyes, the exaggerated look around for free floor staff, another (louder) <sigh>, the pressing off the button that makes their counter light flash, a significant look at the growing queue & then at you, the customer - ad infinitum, until someone actually gets the price for you.
WTF??? You are trying to buy something - to pay their bloomin' wages. How is it the customer's fault if there is no barcode? Amazing Thailand (or amazing Tesco Lotus??)

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