Car Park Scam Warning

[niggle]

Take Care when using town centre car parks

Recently I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and pieces has turned out to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the
scam works:

Two seriously good looking 19 or 20 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windolene with their cleavage almost falling out
of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to other side of town. You agree and they get in the back
seat. On the way, they start having s*x with each other. Then one of them
climbs over into the front seat and performs oral s*x on you, while the
other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th and three times yesterday.
Going into town now to buy some more wallets.

Be Careful!

[splitlid]

contact the tourist police, they will quickly put an end to this dispicable behaviour. PM me details of where this happened and i will go tell the cops myself. stay away in the future.

[nightstalker]

I will go pick them up, but with no money in my pocket

[migrant]

I will go pick them up, but with no money in my pocket

I'll go, but with something else in my pocket

[icebear]

shouldn't you be wiser niggel after the first time.

[sargeant]

I have said for many years now i would not own a car ever again. Driving 3 miles to find a parking space and then walking 2 miles to buy what i want being my reasoning.

Niggle you have given me a reason to re examine that argument.

I do like the last smiley cracks me up

[STEVE G]

Niggle, could you be more specific about where this happens; I’ve been away for two months and the windscreen is going to be pretty grimy.

[sandman67]

Knackers! I only have a bike.....

Mind you my helmet has a visor......

[johnnyk]

anybody have a car for sale?...or rent?

[sargeant]

Good idea JK anybody got some wallets to donate me as well

[johnnyk]

Good idea JK anybody got some wallets to donate me as well

I just bought a dozen really cheap plastic ones, 10 bhat each. Stuffin' 'em full of monopoly money!

[sandman67]

Dont use Monopoly money - suggest using Lao or Zimbabwe money

In Lao once I changed a hundred dollar cheque and walked out with all my pockets stuffed with notes.

In Zim did the same - the money changer had to use a note counter and a shopping bag for my Zim money.