I need to have someone nudge the registrar, try to make it clear to her that my son really DOES need his transcript to graduate. I've tried the usual requisite ways: mail and phone, several times each method, periodically since 12 of 2006.
On the other hand, if I can't get it done any-which-way-at-all, I'll have to do it in person

Important note regarding Stanford: My other son attended Stanford for two semesters. His credits were refused as the uni wasn't deemed "credible".
Schools aside, I sure do miss Hua Hin and my Thailand friends!