If I had a Kebab business i'd call it 'Kinkybabs' and have the 'Ladyboy special' with extra meat, and the 'Short Time' with hardly any meat. Or is that the other way around....
Randy, your bizarre business plan reminds me of one time when I was visiting the UK some years ago.
Driving in an area unfamiliar to me, I spotted a large pink signboard that appeared to announce “Ladyboy Dentistâ€