PARODY (black humour)

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PARODY (black humour)

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OK everyone, just some black humour.

Some will think it funny, some will not like, and some will want to get on the flak cannons. But, I'll risk it.

Before I start, this does not apply to many, they and we all know who they are.

Announcement:
We are starting a new forum,

It will be called 'The Negative Zone'
-Should you wish to be negative, arrogant, dismissive, spitefull, self-centered or generally flood the forum with negative waves, please do so here.
-Members must have at least 200 posts or will not be considered negative enough to join.
-Access is not automatic, please PM HQ for access. Will be granted after decision on whether you are negative or supersilious enough.
-All members must post at least 3 times a week or access will be revoked as we feel that soaking up all this negativity in silence will only make you worse.
-Please remember that people that are optimistic and hopefull about life, not to mention families and those new to Thailand, regulary surf these forums.

We are also thinking of starting a forum called 'You know you're going to get moderated'.
This would entail posters posting things which they know is going to attract
moderation, which would also require a minimum of a few hundred posts.
Please PM HQ with your thoughts.

Readers Please Note:
1. This is not a real announcement from HHAD.
2. It is black humour.
3. Do not PM HQ for access.

All comments are fair play, just a bit of fun, but if it made you laugh then fair play.
If you want get on the flak cannons, then thats OK too. :cheers:
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Post by buksida »

We already have it and its called "Property and Real Estate" :mrgreen:

Joking aside I think its purely psychological and human nature - its far easier to post something negative or gripe about something that it is to praise it. Maybe thats why humans as a species are wiping themselves out ... didn't someone recently post a relevant quote from Agent Smith?!
Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson
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yes....twas me....one of my favorites
"I'd like to share a revelation I had during my time here.

It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals.

Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not.

You move to an area and you multiply until every natural resource is consumed.

The only way you can survive is to spread to another area.

There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.

Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."
guess Im already a fully signed up member :cheers:

cant help it....its Conky.....hes such a bad little boy :cuss:
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"To sin by silence makes cowards of men."
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SEEMS ODD

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IF ITS AN OPEN FORUM, WHY NO NEGATIVES ABOUT SPONSORS.

MORE BIG BROTHER THAN TASKIN GOVERMENT.

:guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns:

MAYBE THE GODS ABOVE WILL DELETE THIS FORUM TOO.
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:roll: Are you schizophrenic?
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Post by Randy Cornhole »

I hearby demand that everyone be happy or the wrath of the big hairy slimy one will descend upon you with furious anger and bits dribbling.... :mrgreen:
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:roll: Christopher Biggins?
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Re: SEEMS ODD

Post by Lev »

little imp wrote:IF ITS AN OPEN FORUM, WHY NO NEGATIVES ABOUT SPONSORS.

MORE BIG BROTHER THAN TASKIN GOVERMENT.

:guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns: :guns:

MAYBE THE GODS ABOVE WILL DELETE THIS FORUM TOO.
Maybe you will leave us in peace if you don't like how we operate. Nobody said no negatives about sponsors, read the terms and conditions before shouting your mouth off.

Why are we locking more and more threads lately, is this forum attracting more trolls and troublemakers or just plain imbeciles that don't know how to read and follow the simple set of rules we have provided to assist in the usage of this website?
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