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I am today suffering from a fat tongue. This is the result of a well placed uppercut punch, that forced me to bite my own tongue. It is very painful, it is giving me slurred speech, it hurts when I eat, or drink anything with any fizz in it (beer). I also suffered a kick in the groin that left me rolling on the floor for what seemed like an hour. Still a bit tender two days after this attack.

Warning, never, ever, buy those kids boxing gloves from the toy venders and give them to a four year old.

We were having our nightly ‘wear the little tyke out’ session. He’s had the gloves for about a week now. He knows the drill, I get on my knees, so we are closer in height, he punches away at me, and I counter with a few fakes and jab him with a finger in all the tickley places while avoiding the punches.

Well he’s been watching what I’ve been doing, threw a fake of his own, smacked me with the uppercut, when my hands went up to my mouth after I’d bitten my tongue, he then placed a well stiff kick right in the gonads.

The wife thought it hilarious, the boy even put one foot on me like he’d just shot a rhino or something.

Last night we went back to wrestling, the gloves have been put away for a while. I’ll be booking him in to take on Buksi with some Kung Fu sparring at the next available time slot.
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:D Thanks JD best read for ages still smiling now well worth the read. Might a cricketers box and helmet help you :D
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Post by sandman67 »

maybe you should buy yourself some of this:

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nice one mate

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Post by Terry »

:lach:

Best one I've read for yonks!

Serves you right JD - my fish tried to warn you eh?

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Post by DawnHRD »

Reckon your wee'un is a force to be reckoned with, JD. Good one. :D
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JD wrote:....................he punches away at me, and I counter with a few fakes and jab him with a finger in all the tickley places while avoiding the punches.
Time to change the fakes to real I guess.
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Post by Big Boy »

Terry wrote::lach:

Best one I've read for yonks!

Serves you right JD - my fish tried to warn you eh?

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At least JD still has both of his eyes :D
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True BB ......True :roll:
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