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New British Drinking Rules

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NEW BRITISH DRINKING RULE

A Polish guy in an English pub drinks his beer then suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same glass twice'

A Pakistani, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass in the air and shoots it to pieces.
He says, 'In Pakistan we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either

A British chap, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pole and the Pakistani and catches his glass.

He says, 'In Britain we have so many Pakistanis and Poles that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice. God Bless Britain !
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Post by dtaai-maai »

chelsea, I have to say, with all due respect to most of your other posts, that this one stinks.

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Post by Super Joe »

That's terrible Chels, but I did laugh quite loud.

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Post by baron_wastelanduk »

wicked joke chelsea took a while to get to oz though

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dtaai-maai, it is a joke and a very funny one at that. :D :D :D :D :D

I am sorry you did not see the funny side of it. I even told the Aussies that I work with who have lived in the UK and even they thought it was funny. (Please do not give me a PC lesson on what or what I cannot say when I am telling a joke).
Obviously you do not have the wicked sense of humor we have.
Like my school report says I will have to do better next time. :guns:

baron_wastelanduk I am with you, we are 7hrs in front in oz, so cannot explain why we did not get it before you lot. As you are the Baron of Wasteland, perhaps from Hackney Marshes

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nice one :D :guns:
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chelsea

wot i meant was that joke was flyin round uk some months ago

and as for hackney marshes nah

keep up the good work though

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baron_wastelanduk wrote:chelsea

wot i meant was that joke was flyin round uk some months ago
He's right, I posted it in Best of British at the time :wink:
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Sorry BB must have missed the post.
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Big Boy wrote:...........He's right, I posted it in Best of British at the time :wink:
And did it offend any body the first time round. Made me laugh.
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I’m planning on going back to the UK for a couple of days and the title of this thread keeps giving me a fright!
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Guess wrote:
Big Boy wrote:...........He's right, I posted it in Best of British at the time :wink:
And did it offend any body the first time round. Made me laugh.
Of course not. For all of the jokes I have posted, I have only ever received one complaint stating that I was being discrimatory against the Irish.
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