Found these on a Bangkok site, some are well funny.
Apart-men: Apartment
Aisa-keem: Ice cream
Black-cock: Black Label whiskey and Coke
Bed-der: Better
Da-wid Bek-hairm: David Beckham
Dee-wee-dee: DVD
Fut-born: Football
I-finit-alleddy: Orgasm
In-the-chicken: In the kitchen
Keius-mee: Excuse me
Lip-satik: Lipstick
Lof-u-too-mud: I love you
Manches-ter U-nai-tet: Manchester United
My-flend-yoo: Your friend
Offit: Office
Sa-deet: Sadist
Same-same: Same
Ser-ee-ert: Serious
Too-mud: Too much
Wave: Microwave
We-skee: Whiskey
Wee-dee-oh: Video
dtaai-maai wrote:Sa-pai - perm any one from 'Sprite', 'spy', 'surprise'... and something alcoholic that eludesme at the moment because I'm abit pissed.
Hey, being a bit pissed has solved most of your keyboard problems
I tall depends onhowhard Ibangthe space barb and how carefullyIreview what I've typed. Have younevernoticved howcarefullyyou speak whenunder the influence,Ossifer?