What would you most like to see new in an HH bar?

Post by **PeteC** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:24 pm

Jaime wrote:Yet another example of political correctness gone mad, with health and safety for human beings being compromised by misguided sentimentality for the furry subjects of our God given stewardship.

A conundrum we have here me thinks. Being the superior beings on the planet, how can we be misguided by our God given stewardship?

Next time back Jaime, take a can of tuna to the Thai homestead and offer the crazed cat a peace offering. Perhaps he/she bpy sawahn laa-oh but I'm sure the offspring are there. Make love, not war, unless it's a goat, AKA desert pig.

Pete

Post by **Jaime** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:04 pm

prcscct wrote:Make love, not war, unless it's a goat, AKA desert pig. Pete

Pigs for dessert? I'd rather have blackberry pie and custard!

Post by **Guess** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:03 am

Subscription free. I will honour your entry with a plaque on the back of a bar stool. (Smart way of getting back on topic you see).

If I write it in English and spell corretly Dr. Dave won't be able to read it anyway.

Post by **bj.blackowitz** » Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:01 pm

back OT

what I would like to see new?
CLEAN TOILETS
a bar WITHOUT a TV, a place with bettere pooltables.
CLEAN TOILETS
Some good draught beers
CLEAN TOILETS
MORE customers who think the same.
CLEAN TOILETS
Good music on a nice level. Selection : up to the situation.
CLEAN TOILETS

a naughty boys corner when the pressure gets to high

Post by **santa** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 1:02 pm

Post by **BaaBaa.** » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:15 am

Are you THE SANTA?
Are you doing the rounds in Hua Hin at christmas?
Please may i have 10000000000000000 baht.
Ive been real good all year.

Post by **bikesrus** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:20 am

sweet smelling clean toilets seem to be the top of the list, many times ive had to hold my breath when in the toilet, my te-rak always wants to know why im out of breath when ive finished !!!

Post by **Guess** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:51 am

Clean toilet come up more than any other subject. I reckon what is needed is an organixed trip round all the bars in Hua Hin and give a 1 - 10 rating on evry bar. Then collate them all and see who comes out top.

Of course the smell can often be affected by who has precede you. I think a compulsory 30 minute absence of humans should be a pre-requiste.

Post by **Big Boy** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 1:24 pm

Guess wrote:

I think a compulsory 30 minute absence of humans should be a pre-requiste.

Does the term 'human' apply to Jaime after a trip to the North East? Or would there be special conditions applied if Jaime had been anywhere near in the previous 24 hours?

Post by **DawnHRD** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:17 pm

Guess wrote:Clean toilet come up more than any other subject. I reckon what is needed is an organixed trip round all the bars in Hua Hin and give a 1 - 10 rating on evry bar. Then collate them all and see who comes out top.

Of course the smell can often be affected by who has precede you. I think a compulsory 30 minute absence of humans should be a pre-requiste.

Don't fancy the job of going into bar loos & rating them, Guess

Reckon HHAD could be talked into paying danger money for that one??

Post by **PeteC** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:11 pm

Maybe this should be with the poo movement thread?

There, here or anywhere...when the bar has a separate john for the guys and girls, the girl's is a scene from a springtime freshness magazine. The guy's looks and smells like a pit from hell.

When only one john for both, the girls don't seem to care too much about keeping it decent, and the guys sure don't care...dribble, dribble everywhere.

If I owned a bar, the girl's place would be pristine. Keep them happy and they'll work harder.

The guy's would have a fancy door leading to the big tree and pit in the ground behind the bar. To be fair though, I would put mothballs at the base of the tree and perhaps some cat litter in the pit.

Pete

Post by **STEVE G** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 10:28 pm

One time, some years ago, I was in a notoriously seedy establishment in Jakarta on a very busy evening. I went to visit the bathroom, but on getting to the bottom of the steps I found that the whole of the gents had overflowed, and was ankle deep in what could only be described politely as sewage.
I decided that the safest course of action was to stand on the bottom step, and let fly through the open doorway. At this point a well dressed American businessman arrived on the scene.
He took a long look at me, and the gents, and commented with commendable accuracy â€œThese facilities are less than adequateâ€

Post by **DawnHRD** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:14 pm

[quote="STEVE G"]One time, some years ago, I was in a notoriously seedy establishment in Jakarta on a very busy evening. I went to visit the bathroom, but on getting to the bottom of the steps I found that the whole of the gents had overflowed, and was ankle deep in what could only be described politely as sewage.
I decided that the safest course of action was to stand on the bottom step, and let fly through the open doorway. At this point a well dressed American businessman arrived on the scene.
He took a long look at me, and the gents, and commented with commendable accuracy â€œThese facilities are less than adequateâ€

Post by **STEVE G** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 9:40 pm

Dawn wrote:
â€¦ but if you ever get a "sewage situation" in women's loos (and it does happen) you have to hold "it" or try to gingerly step through/around the flotsam & jetsam. And our shoes are often a lot less protective against - ahem!-unwanted substances than men's.

Hi Dawn,
I think I have just worked out why some Thai girls wear those massive platform boots; I always thought it was just because they wanted to look taller!