Caption Competition

[lindosfan1]

When Iyou said you wanted twitter, I did not think it was what you are doing.

[MDMK]

I was spraying some extreme hold hairspray on my tufty bit, all ready to impress the chicks, the wind blew some in my face, now my beak won't shut.

[MDMK]

I have no idea why the wife is so upset. I only said she was no spring chicken.

[Big Boy]

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[MDMK]

there he is, yet again crowing about how big his pecker is

[lindosfan1]

If you sing the birdy song one more time I will chop your beak off.

[Jimbob]

I'm not putting my pecker in there!

[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed - over to you PeteC

[PeteC]

Sent....

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to PeteC who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th Dannie Boy with "Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson, who the bl===y hell is he?"

4th Lindosfan with "I was not out with another bird last night."

3rd Nereus with "Stop flashing your boobs at the camera!"

2nd MDMK with "I was spraying some extreme hold hairspray on my tufty bit, all ready to impress the chicks, the wind blew some in my face, now my beak won't shut."

1st place goes to Migrant with "David Attenborough : "And here we see irrefutable proof that the female of any species is basically the same""

Thank you very much to all who participated.

Migrant you now have until 21:00 on 8 September 2019 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 13 September 2019.

Next week's guest judge is pharvey who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[migrant]

Keep with the animal theme

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[Dannie Boy]

And you humans thought you’d invented “soixante neuf“

[Lost]

Rover loved a good tea bagging sesh.

[Lost]

With a face full of testicles, Daisy was certain she was getting a raw deal with this position.

[dtaai-maai]

I have to WHAT???