News of the Weird - this just in!

[PeteC]

The hoi has moi. Can't go wrong with that!

The Scottish city name "Dundee" also makes Thais laugh for some reason. I heard once it's slang/innuendo for something sexual?

[Bamboo Grove]

PeteC wrote:

The hoi has moi. Can't go wrong with that!

Yes, one friend of mine made to a sentence: "moi moi khan hoi".

Sorry, this is getting out of hand now.

[PeteC]

Yes, the long forgotten and cherished days of banter makes a welcomed appearance from time to time.

[dtaai-maai]

Yes, the long forgotten and cherished days of banter makes a welcomed appearance from time to time.

Don't worry, the Mods will be along in a minute to put a stop to that! Oh, hang on a sec...

[pharvey]

Suffolk Man Had Sex With 450 Tractors

"A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex offenders register.

Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked in a field outside Saxmundham.

He was arrested on suspicion of outraging public decency and admitted to having had sex with around 450 tractors all over the Suffolk countryside.

When officers searched his terraced home they found a collection of more than 5,000 tractor images on his laptop.

The photos showed Bishop had a special desire for John Deere and Massey Ferguson tractors, particularly green ones.

A police insider said: “We couldn’t believe it when we found him in the field. He was wearing a white t-shirt and Wellington boots and very little else. He was clearly in a state of high excitement at the rear of the machine.

“Thankfully nobody else was around, but the field is close to a village primary school so we had to arrest him and educate him about the error of his ways.

“He told us he was particularly ‘into’ axle grease and the presence of this around the back of tractors was all too much for him.”

Bishop, twice divorced, was released without charge on condition he sought psychological help. He was put on the sex offenders register."

[migrant]

So being on the sex offenders list must he notify all the farmers in the area?

[pharvey]

So being on the sex offenders list must he notify all the farmers in the area?

Not too sure he was a farmer, but they're a strange bunch!

[EDIT] Read that wrong!! Though, I'm sure the farmers can check the list - maybe when they're in search of a good deal on a "John Deere"!!

[dtaai-maai]

[pharvey]

Your taste in music says it all DM..... You can't blame the "lock-down" for that one!

[dtaai-maai]

I'm actually a combine harvester man...

[pharvey]

I'm actually a combine harvester man...

It's that size thing again (although apparently they have multiple "talents/abilities")...?

[dtaai-maai]

I'm afraid my talents and abilities in that field (pun intended), though impressive, if I say so myself, are now a matter of historical record...

[pharvey]

'tis a tad strange......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/ideas/videos/the- ... e/p08mqncs

[PeteC]

Aliens I tell ya, aliens! They beam them up, experiment on them and dispose of the bodies in that lake!

[pharvey]

Aliens I tell ya, aliens! They beam them up, experiment on them and dispose of the bodies in that lake!

It's a thought Pete, it's a thought......