Limerick Thread

[MDMK]

I cut my lawn but, again, rain makes it grow
At times like this it becomes my foe
I think I will concrete it
My need is great to beat it

[Homer]

I cut my lawn but, again, rain makes it grow
At times like this it becomes my foe
I think I will concrete it
My need is great to beat it
Because it's given me too much woe

[migrant]

It's sad when you lose your best friend

[Dannie Boy]

It's sad when you lose your best friend
Especially when it’s not what you intend

[dtaai-maai]

It's sad when you lose your best friend
Especially when it’s not what you intend
True friends are quite rare

[Dannie Boy]

It's sad when you lose your best friend
Especially when it’s not what you intend
True friends are quite rare
So make sure that you prepare

[dtaai-maai]

It's sad when you lose your best friend
Especially when it’s not what you intend
True friends are quite rare
So make sure that you prepare
To be on good terms at the end

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a woman from China

[MDMK]

There once was a woman from China
Who married a man from North Carolina

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a woman from China
Who married a man from North Carolina
When she got her Green Card

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a woman from China
Who married a man from North Carolina
When she got her Green Card
She danced in her yard

[MDMK]

There once was a woman from China
Who married a man from North Carolina
When she got her Green Card
She danced in her yard
And it brought on an attack of angina

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man from Peru

[Homer]

There was an old man from Peru
Who liked to sniff llama poo

[MDMK]

There was an old man from Peru
Who liked to sniff llama poo
It made him high as a kite