Limerick Thread

[migrant]

There was an old man from Peru
Who liked to sniff llama poo
It made him high as a kite
Then he took a big bite

[dtaai-maai]

There was an old man from Peru
Who liked to sniff llama poo
It made him high as a kite
Then he took a big bite
And immediately ran to the loo

[migrant]

I spent a little time in jail

[Dannie Boy]

I spent a little time in jail
For stabbing a man with a nail

[dtaai-maai]

I spent a little time in jail
For stabbing a man with a nail
I was innocent of course

[migrant]

I spent a little time in jail
For stabbing a man with a nail
I was innocent of course
I only used a little force

[MDMK]

I spent a little time in jail
For stabbing a man with a nail
I was innocent of course
I only used a little force
But boy! what did that guy wail

[MDMK]

There once was a Russian spy

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a Russian spy
Who really didn't want to die

[Dannie Boy]

There once was a Russian spy
Who really didn't want to die
So he was very careful covering his tracks

[MDMK]

There once was a Russian spy
Who really didn't want to die
So he was very careful covering his tracks
When he did all his computer hacks

[dtaai-maai]

There once was a Russian spy
Who really didn't want to die
So he was very careful covering his tracks
When he did all his computer hacks
Then he spilled his nerve agent - oh my...

[MDMK]

I was on the upper deck of a number 57 bus

[dtaai-maai]

I was on the upper deck of a number 57 bus
Just me and my mate, whose name was Gus

[lindosfan1]

I was on the upper deck of a number 57 bus
Just me and my mate, whose name was Gus
We had not paid our fare