Limerick Thread

[dtaai-maai]

When it's cold and windy and wet

[Homer]

When it's cold and windy and wet
And you're down to your last cigarette

[lindosfan1]

When it's cold and windy and wet
And you're down to your last cigarette
You'r coughing and hoping to die

[Dannie Boy]

When it's cold and windy and wet
And you're down to your last cigarette
You'r coughing and hoping to die
As the tears roll down and you begin to cry

[PeteC]

When it's cold and windy and wet
And you're down to your last cigarette
You'r coughing and hoping to die
As the tears roll down and you begin to cry
Misery is compounded by your addict's sweat

[dtaai-maai]

Well, that was a cheery little breath of fresh air on a miserable day...
Back to a more traditional format:


There was a young soldier called Rick

[lindosfan1]

There was a young soldier called Rick
Who had a very small dick

[Dannie Boy]

There was a young soldier called Rick
Who had a very small dick
But some of the girls loved it

[dtaai-maai]

[<sigh> I was hoping for something just a tad less coarse, but never mind...]


There was a young soldier called Rick
Who had a very small dick
But some of the girls loved it
When little Rick shoved it

[barrys]

There was a young soldier called Rick
Who had a very small dick
But some of the girls loved it
When little Rick shoved it
So hard that it made them sick.

[dtaai-maai]

I remember when I lost my cherry

[Dannie Boy]

I remember when I lost my cherry
I thought, never mind I’ve still got my strawberry



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[PeteC]

I remember when I lost my cherry
The bloody bartender was in such a hurry

[PeteC]

I remember when I lost my cherry
The bloody bartender was in such a hurry
I had ordered a whiskey sour fully garnished

[MDMK]

I remember when I lost my cherry
The bloody bartender was in such a hurry
I had ordered a whiskey sour fully garnished
His nails were long and varnished