Caption Competition
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Oh, Allotment rules broken methinks - not a veg in sight!
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This week's competition has now closed. Dannie Boy, please watch your Inbox.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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R E S U L T :
A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th sateeb with "Honey, I'm worried about Mr. DM. He just hasn't acclimatised since his return from Thailand."
4th dtaai-maai with "Olympic 1 metre backstroke champion Phil McGoggles trains in his neighbour's garden"
3rd dtaai-maai with "And all because the lady loves..."
2nd dtaai-maai with "Surely there must be better ways to generate hydropower?"
1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "They had loads of timber left over from the decking, so they decided to build a house to go with it."

Thank you very much to all who participated.
dtaai-maai you now have until 21:00 on 12 September 2021 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 September 2021.
Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:
5th sateeb with "Honey, I'm worried about Mr. DM. He just hasn't acclimatised since his return from Thailand."
4th dtaai-maai with "Olympic 1 metre backstroke champion Phil McGoggles trains in his neighbour's garden"
3rd dtaai-maai with "And all because the lady loves..."
2nd dtaai-maai with "Surely there must be better ways to generate hydropower?"
1st place goes to dtaai-maai with "They had loads of timber left over from the decking, so they decided to build a house to go with it."





Thank you very much to all who participated.
dtaai-maai you now have until 21:00 on 12 September 2021 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 17 September 2021.
Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.
Championship Plymouth Argyle 1 - 2 Leeds Utd
Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED





Points 46; Position 23 RELEGATED


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Sateeb was summoned to appear before the moderators to atone for his sins
This is the way
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Sam sticking his d*ck in wet cement appealed to the crowd.
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dtaai-maai wrote: ↑Fri Sep 10, 2021 9:42 am Sateeb was summoned to appear before the moderators to atone for his sins





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At last, the crowd roar, somewhere to park a bicycle.
Don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining.
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But they told me that Fancy Dress was optional.
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"Oy vey," cried the local magistrates, "it's true, you really would sh*g the cracks in the pavement!"
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We <gasp>... we have won the Battle of Marathon!
That's no excuse for being out of uniform.
That's no excuse for being out of uniform.
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British tourists arriving in Greece were unhappy with Covid testing protocols
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The coach of Maria Sakkari thought he was being rather harshly treated by the Greek Tennis Association following her defeat by Brit Emma Raducanu.
“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
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“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.
― George Carlin
“The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.” -George Orwell.