Limerick Thread
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Trying to judge on games of the past
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Then you can afford to make a grin
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Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Then you can afford to make a grin
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Then you can afford to make a grin
Just make sure you don't finish last
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Then you can afford to make a grin
Just make sure you don't finish last
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When young I wanted a castle
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
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[For the purpose of this limerick, I'm assuming a northern English accent, so castle is pronounced cassle! EDIT: sorry Pete, missed your post)
When young I wanted a castle
But it turned out to be quite a hassle
When young I wanted a castle
But it turned out to be quite a hassle
This is the way
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
Then a drunk groaned 'blastoff!'
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
Then a drunk groaned 'blastoff!'
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
Then a drunk groaned 'blastoff!'
So she picked them up and used them as rattles
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
Then a drunk groaned 'blastoff!'
So she picked them up and used them as rattles
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
Dropped it while taking a wee
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
Dropped it while taking a wee