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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Then you can afford to make a grin


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The champions league results are hard to forecast.
Trying to judge on games of the past
Throw your darts and hope for a win
Then you can afford to make a grin
Just make sure you don't finish last
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When young I wanted a castle
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
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[For the purpose of this limerick, I'm assuming a northern English accent, so castle is pronounced cassle! EDIT: sorry Pete, missed your post)

When young I wanted a castle
But it turned out to be quite a hassle
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
Then a drunk groaned 'blastoff!'
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When young I wanted a castle
But ended up on stage swinging two nipple tassels
But one day both fell off.
Then a drunk groaned 'blastoff!'
So she picked them up and used them as rattles
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
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Taking a flight on Royal Air Maroc
Put the suitcase on board which I had to lock
Silly me, I lost the padlock key
Dropped it while taking a wee
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