Caption Competition

[dtaai-maai]

Smile! You're on candid camera!!

[Big Boy]

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[migrant]

Short arm inspection time

[dtaai-maai]

ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-SHUN!!!

[Dannie Boy]

When I said stand to attention Private Parts, that’s not what I meant.


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[dtaai-maai]

Erm, thank you private, you can stand at ease now...

[dtaai-maai]

The raising of the flag ceremony every morning was taken very seriously.

[Dannie Boy]

I’d just like to introduce myself, my name is Corporal Punishment.


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[Big Boy]

This week's competition has now closed. pharvey, please watch your inbox.

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to pharvey who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th dtaai-maai with "ATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN-SHUN!!!"

4th dtaai-maai with "Hey, you really are ginger all over!!"

3rd Dannie Boy with "Excuse me Sargent, but it’s bad manners to talk with your mouth full."

2nd dtaai-maai with "For an interpreter, you're an extremely cunning linguist."

1st place goes to sateeb with "Yes Ma'am, because you have been pleasuring yourself with the exhaust pipes of the artillery trucks, I can confirm you are now HGV positive ."

Thank you very much to all who participated.

sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 26 September 2021 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 1 October 2021.

Next week's guest judge is wado-karate who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[sateeb]

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[sateeb]

Sir, I'm sorry I can't remember your name but your face rings a bell.

[Dannie Boy]

If we lift our receivers we’ll both be engaged

[sateeb]

Errrm, this isn't what I had in mind when you suggested role play phone sex.

[dtaai-maai]

Early attempts at the Cybermen for Dr Who were unsuccessful