Caption Competition

[sateeb]

And, another thing. I blame you for The Ashes loss.

[sateeb]

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[pharvey]

Oh FFS Boris - I've got bigger Baubles than you could dream of.....

[pharvey]

Oh go on, pull my finger!!

[pharvey]

Looked like a lump of coal again this year - then Boris remembered Maggie closed the Pits!!

[pharvey]

But why can't I sit on your knee?

[Big Boy]

An early finish this week. Tonight is a dress rehearsal party for tomorrow night. This week's competition is closed.

Dannie Boy, please watch your Inbox.

[Dannie Boy]

An early finish this week. Tonight is a dress rehearsal party for tomorrow night. This week's competition is closed.

Dannie Boy, please watch your Inbox.

Done!!

[Big Boy]

R E S U L T :

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A BIG thank you to Dannie Boy who was our guest judge this week. This week's top 5:

5th Jimbob with "The umpires finger is up, signalling LBW or being 'Lame Brain Witless'."

4th lindosfan1 with "What thedifference between the conservative party and a christmas party. A clown runs one,and the other is for children."

3rd sateeb with "And another thing. You've got little dolls hands, just like Trump!"

2nd lindosfan1 with "You are a naughty boy , parties were banned and you held one"

1st place goes to sateeb with ""And if you don’t put a bloody mask on, you’re not getting any presents.""

Thank you very much to all who participated.

sateeb you now have until 21:00 on 2 January 2022 to post the next entry. Competition results will be announced on 7 January 2022.

Next week's guest judge is PeteC who is barred from making entries for 1 week.

[sateeb]

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If it's to Boris "centric" I will change it..cheers

[Dannie Boy]

They might have me on the ropes, but I’m not sweating!!

[Dannie Boy]

It’s ok, you can search me for hidden microphones

[Dannie Boy]

That’s a good question, but I have no idea what the answer is, maybe you should ask your father?

[Dannie Boy]

Donald told me that if you put your arms out like this, it’ll prevent Covid

[Lost]

"Honestly Harry, search me! You won't find any integrity."