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Sitting in my chair wondering what bar to go to
The Dirty Duck or The Twisted Corkscrew
Eye candy is best though at Tina's Temple of Tipple
If you're lucky you may glimpse a nipple
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There's a zombie at my door wielding a carving knife
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There's a zombie at my door wielding a carving knife
Made me feel scared for my life
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There's a zombie at my door wielding a carving knife
Made me feel scared for my life
Then I remembered "aim for the head"
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There's a zombie at my door wielding a carving knife
Made me feel scared for my life
Then I remembered "aim for the head"
But my punch missed the spot, zombie's now seeing red
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There's a zombie at my door wielding a carving knife
Made me feel scared for my life
Then I remembered "aim for the head"
But my punch missed the spot, zombie's now seeing red
Then I realised it was only the wife
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Bonfire night on the fifth of november
Woke up this morning breathing that's a good start to the day.
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Bonfire night on the fifth of November
A night when we are supposed to remember
This is the way
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Bonfire night on the fifth of November
A night when we are supposed to remember
The plot, the powder and the treason
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Bonfire night on the fifth of November
A night when we are supposed to remember
The plot, the powder and the treason
But most have forgotten the reason
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Bonfire night on the fifth of November
A night when we are supposed to remember
The plot, the powder and the treason
But most have forgotten the reason
So now we all just go out on a bender
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bender...? Referee!! :laugh: :thumb:
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I've been a wild rover for many a year
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I've been a wild rover for many a year
Always accompanied with plenty of beer
The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time.
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I've been a wild rover for many a year
Always accompanied with plenty of beer
Never left home without my 12-gauge and Glock
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